3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
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Tools and Hardware Reviews of 3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
Customer Review: Unbelievable stuff.
Summary: 5 Stars
My beloved Beatrice, a beautiful 17 year old thoroughbred, died last week in a freak hailstorm of incredible proportions. It was with a heavy heart that I duct taped her head to the ball hitch on my Jeep and prepared to move her to the makeshift graveyard behind the cornfield. When we got arrived, I shambled back to her corpse unprepared for the heart breaking task that awaited me.
Suddenly, I saw a flicker of an eyelid. Was that a twitch of the tail? Is there a shine in the eyeball that death's arrival had palled before? Beatrice gasped, and, hoping against hope, and believing in the power of Nuclear Duct Tape, I quickly wrapped her head, neck and torso in the stuff and watched her breathing quicken with every yard of the stuff that unspooled. When her incredible reanimation seemed to stall, I fed her a full gallon of Tuscan Milk through a tube. THat combination was enough to get her on her feet with eyes blazing and to announce her rebirth with a shrill whinny that made my heart feel like it would burst.
Poets and lovers have theorized that only love, true love, can endure beyond this mortal reality. TO this short list I would add that the bond of Nuclear Duct Tape is stronger than the bonds of death.
5 stars.
Customer Review: SLATE BLUE better than RED tape
Summary: 5 Stars
If you're a nuclear technician and a Democrat, there's no better high-performace duct tape for your facility than the SLATE BLUE nuclear duct tape. I was happy to see the new administration give this product its endorsement, after so many years of having to make do with the previous administration's insistence that only the RED "nucular" duct tape (http://www.amazon.com/3M-Performance-Nuclear-48-Millimeter-54-8-Meter/dp/B000NG61G8/ref=pd_sxp_grid_pt_0_0) was approved for use in vital reactor locations. The safety advantages of the SLATE BLUE nuclear tape are obvious to even the lowest-level tech; in tests we found that a liberal use of the SLATE BLUE nuclear tape met or exceeded the standards set by the NRC, compared to the conservative applications of RED tape recommended under the guidelines furnished by the previous administration. With the SLATE BLUE tape, we can radiate confidence that our repairs will hold.Customer Review: The Wisdom of the Hive
Summary: 5 Stars
As capitalism collapses around us and society falters, I began to get anxious about what supplies I should have on hand now that the turnips are planted. I was guided towards the 3M Nuclear Duct Tape, bound to be useful when the reactors start melting down, and then saw Amazon's superb "What Did Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item" list. I was thunderstruck! Of course! In the end times, I'm going to need an electric toothbrush, a Rubik's cube, and a Swiss Army knife! Not sure the Midnite Minichamp is the one I'd go for, though, it doesn't have a toothpick, and dental hygiene will be critical in the coming collapse. Maybe I'll get my Nuclear Duct Tape in red to match the knife, it always pays to look well put-together.
Man, sure hope the tape is back in stock before Power Down.
Customer Review: Keeps wiggling toddler in place--cheaper than a babysitter!
Summary: 5 Stars
This product is WELL worth the price for any homes with a todder in residence. As the mother of a 2-year-old, there are just not enough hours in the day to get everything done and watch the baby, too.
Now, I just duct tape her to the couch, put on some "Dora", and we are good to go. I also make sure, if we leave the house, to duct tape diaper edges down, too. Not only is there no residue, there is no diaper rash either!! (wonder why they made no mention of that?)
This is much cheaper (and easier) than hiring a babysitter. And with no residue, it's not like any of those "Child service" organizations would ever know, right?
Makes a great baby shower gift, too!
Customer Review: Works Awesome
Summary: 5 Stars
This stuff is amazing. Last winter, my wife and I hosted a dinner party in our mobile home, which she decorated elegantly with candles and hand-made paper snowflakes. Two of our neighbors got into a fight after drinking way too much Mad Dog, and one of them knocked the door off our microwave.
I picked up a few rolls of this 3M Nuclear tape and created a new door for the microwave. I took a few old toilet paper rolls, cut them apart, and taped them completely together in the shape of a door.
I swear no radiation even thinks of escaping from that thing. And the slate blue color, which matches our carpeting in the kitchen, is an added bonus.
Highly recommended.