3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
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Tools and Hardware Reviews of 3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
Customer Review: Eliminates Mind Control
Summary: 5 Stars
When the Exalted Leader showed me the light of the true path his main tool was Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape. You see, when fashioned into the anti-chlorium ceremonial helmet it interferes with and often completely eliminates the mind-control rays being transmitted by the beings on Franglar-5 in the Nedrion System. Submission will no longer be an option. You will stand with us in defiance. The freedom of your mind will lead to the freedom of your being. The only way is through the teaching of the Exalted Leader and the use of the greatest product, Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape. And we will defeat their minions on Earth, John Tesh and Celine Dion. Join us.Customer Review: Great control of sulfur and slight radioactive activities.
Summary: 5 Stars
After a long night of beer and hot wings, I decided to overnight this tape to my house, as I knew what was going to happen.
After the epic birthing of a giant brown monster, I used 3M's performance plus nuclear tape to seal around the bathroom's door into the bedroom. To my surprise, my wife and children never did smell what I had to endure.
After 5 months, 29 days, I removed the tape, and I was happy to find no sticky residue left on the door frame.
I do see Amazon is now selling this for [...] I wish I would have waited, as I did pay full price.
Customer Review: Starship Enterprise
Summary: 5 Stars
Have been working with Scotty to apply this to the #4 Warp drive... works great. Able to achieve warp speed faster than ever. Also the DiLitium Crystals hold together longer when stored in the bag taped shut with the Nuclear tape. Thanks a million. Being awarded my 4th Federation medal of merit.
Clingons are also amazed with this new defense. Shields re-inforced with Nuclear Tape have repulsed their attacks on every ocassion.
Kirk out...
Customer Review: Blue tape eliminates red tape
Summary: 5 Stars
When we found cracks in the containment structure, we used to have to shut the whole plant down; then there was a lot of hassle with the nuclear regulatory agency about structural integrity and environmental contamination. With this quality duct tape, that's all in the past. Now, when we see a cracked or crumbling wall, we just bring out the tape. The slate blue blends right in. I do recommend that you use use double layers for openings near the reactor core.Customer Review: Close....too close!
Summary: 5 Stars
I can't really go into details as most of the incident is still classified, but let's just say you can thank the fact that you are still alive on 3M Performance Plus 8979N Nuclear Grade 48-Millimeter-by-54.8-Meter Duct Tape, Slate Blue. Also, they don't mention it, but it's pretty dang zombie-proof too.